Are you heading out for another wonderful happy hour after work?
Maybe you are scheduling a fun virtual happy hour with friends and are looking for a witty joke to break the ice.
For all of your joke needs, we have put together our favorite happy hour jokes for laughing with your friends.
Pro – Tip: If you find yourself attending a happy hour in the next couple days , you may want to check out our ideas for starting off a happy hour on the right foot – 51 Virtual Happy Hour Questions
Let’s get to the reason you are here. We present our favorite 15 jokes that will get your group chuckling as they sip down discounted drinks and talk about how their week was harder than yours.
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Happy Hour Jokes For Work
My wife told me to take the spider out before killing him.
Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.
My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I’m a bus driver.
Weed is legal and haircuts are against the law.
It took half a century but hippies finally won.
A man says to his boss, “Can we talk? I have a problem.” Boss: “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!”
Man: “Ok, I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
Happy Hour Dad Jokes
My son told me that he hopes I die in a deep hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
My wife left me because I am insecure.
No wait, she’s back. She just went to the market.
A guy named Bart walks into a bar and is immediately stabbed to death. Who killed him?
A mom and dad sit their son down on his 15th birthday and tell him, “Son, we think you are finally old enough to tell you, you’re adopted.” The son exclaims, “What?! Are you Kidding?!
The dad calmly replies, “Afraid not son..pack your things, they’ll be here any minute.”
Witty Happy Hour Jokes
A dyslexic woman walks into a bra…
They told me I didn’t have to wear pants now that remote work is so popular.
Guess that doesn’t apply to mailmen though!
Today I was invited by a female handyman to smoke with her at her apartment, but I decided not to.
I just can’t put up with high maintenance women.
At a bar when you leave your friends without telling them, it’s called an Irish goodbye.
A British goodbye is when you say you are going to leave, then you end up staying for 2 more hours and have 3 more drinks.
If I had a dollar for every time a woman stood me up on a tinder date…
I’d probably get a lot more Tinder dates.
People Also Ask These Questions About Happy Hour Jokes
Q: What are happy hour jokes?
- A: Happy hour jokes are jokes that are themed around happy hour or are good jokes for telling friends when you are out with them around a table, bar, or party. Often they may have a specific format or be funny because they have to do with adult-related topics. You just want to make sure the joke is something that you think your group will find funny and is appropriate to tell at a happy hour, work function, or social gathering.
Q: What is a “walk into a bar” joke?
- A: A “walk into a bar” joke is a joke with a specific format that you tell friends. It generally begins with the phrase, “A <insert person or thing> walks into a bar…” with the punch line immediately following the first phrase. A classic example of this type of joke is, “A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Well…Did you laugh?
Did you even smile?
Just remember, the art of a good joke is in the delivery. That isn’t our job. It’s yours.
Cheers to another glorious happy hour where you can talk about the things that make us laugh, scream, cry, and just about all the crazy parts of this wild world we live in.